Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I'm Not Running For Office!!!

Some politicians make promises they know that can't be met for the sake of garnering votes. But not me! Therefore, I hereby unequivocally go on record as saying, "If I win this sucker, I will meet everyone at the Met or some other highly classy establishment. Drinks and appetizers are on me!!" There, I said it!! Anyone else want to come out of the closet and state the same??? I'll be giving up using the money for surgery for my plantar's fascitis, purchasing a graduation gift for my son, buying my wife that Coach purse for supporting me etc... . No, I want to put it back into the people that got me where I will be at the end of March - my fellow Losers! So if I'm victorious, I will be buying y'all drinks and appetizers... maybe a well drink, at happy hour prices with some cheese wiz and saltines... . Have a great weight loss week.

Bill

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