Being the nice person I am and also always above the fray, I regretfully refuse to slander or retaliate against my adversaries. Instead to keep thing lite, I came up with 10 things that I've been experiencing since the inception of this contest.
10 - No longer is vaseline needed to take off one's wedding ring (for cleaning only!)
9 - Showering at the club reduces water costs at home
8 - I start to look at designer workout clothes
7 - Consuming wine only on week-ends makes one crave more expensive bottles
6 - I never knew brussels sprouts could be prepared in so many different ways
5 - Waking up at 4:10 AM to Poker After Dark can give me pointers when in Las Vegas/Reno
4 - I can find a parking spot at 4:45 AM at the WAC (and it's cheaper)
3 - Using AquaVelva and Clubman colognes make women turn around and wink
2- I don't have to unbuckle my pants to take them off
1- Chicks dig older men in running shorts
A few other items of note: I never authorized my picture to be used on an Internet Blog site, but so be it. Being one of several from the Dairy State, this week's challenge will be easy (does sour cream count!!!). Alas I must forewarn you I have had my 320 oz. dog, Reggie, memorize all of your pictures in her very advanced brain. She is prepared to forego her defensive posture for a more preemptive strike against anyone who thinks they can derail me at the so named Bump Bill Party at our house this week. Have a great weight loss week.
Bill
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